Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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