Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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