I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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