saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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