your room smells of hookers.
And success
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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