I don't think brook has ever known best
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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