No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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