So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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