..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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