I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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