elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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