The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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