i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Randomize
