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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so

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• (650): View more from California

  This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.

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• (631): View more from New York

  do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.

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  he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want

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