hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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