All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
