He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I came so hard my ears popped.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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