Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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