I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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