i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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