Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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