Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Alive.
So much puke
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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