I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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