Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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