distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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