normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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