Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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