I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Randomize