And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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