yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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