I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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