Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
whose parrot is this?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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