whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I need to sanitize my soul.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Randomize
