did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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