So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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