We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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