i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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