We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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