Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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