yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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