Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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