I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
