You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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