Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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