Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
