I need help removing her.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
