TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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