Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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