Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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