Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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