out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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