Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
