Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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