I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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