I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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