Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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