She is in my trunk
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
my being single is dangerous.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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