ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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