I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Enjoy the penises
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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