marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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